Don't trust a single one of these labels. There's a rooster in a suit on a bottle that turns out bone dry and serious. There's a plain white label hiding the strangest wine in the drop. And there's a soft blue watercolor that looks like a beach wine and pours dark. Every bottle this month pulls something on you, and every single one of them delivers.

October is the right month for it. Three tricks, three treats, no costume required.